is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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