Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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