yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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