Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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