I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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