he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
