This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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