do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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