Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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