And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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