Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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