So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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