question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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