Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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