can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?