Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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