no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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