I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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