your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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