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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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