Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
