Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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