I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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