she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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