New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
