to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Enjoy the penises
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