I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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