Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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