Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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