I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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