Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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