help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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