I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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