She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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