I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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