That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
