So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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