My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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