playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
