Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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