the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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