she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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