i think i have herpe
just one?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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