seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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