No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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