it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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