I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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