Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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