Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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