Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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