Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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