I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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