thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
