You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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